i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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