so explain again why im purple
no
If that was your dad, he is hot
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Damn victory sex feels great
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