If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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