I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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