she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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