That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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