If i come over, it means nothing
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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