I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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