he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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