I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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