some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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