She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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