Just mADE A PArabola og urine
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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