Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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