nutella sex= disaster
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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