This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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