he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
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