Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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