I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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