I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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