Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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