drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
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