I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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