As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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