My sheets look like a crime scene.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
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