All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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