When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Randomize