You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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