Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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