CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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