i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
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