DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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