if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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