i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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