That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i wish my penis had a tongue
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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