question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
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