did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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