Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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