dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
