So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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