I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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