PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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