Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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