Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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