It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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