Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Terrible idea I love it
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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