ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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