Jerry, you need to find god
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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