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wake up i wanna do it froggy style
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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