shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
