I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Nicole vs. Life
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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