she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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